Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Nerdy blogs and beautiful girls.

i was told to stop making medical references. I really don't want to be a nerd blogger. You know those types, they make jokes, that they think are funny. not so funny. I will make a concerted effort to not become a nerd blogger (even though my boyfriend has become a gamer) and test out possible blog topics before committing them to the world wide web.

On that point i want to talk to Ashton Kutcher about his show, beauty and the geek. Well the nerds are always guys, with the ladies being the beauties. You have the ladies learning that there is no geek, and then they fall for the nerd. How touching. Yes, but you never have the nerds being ladies and the beauties the men. Hot men would NEVER fall for a nerdy plain jane. Just wouldn't happen. take this fine specimen on the right. NERD. look at those glasses. seriously. What sort of hottie would fall for that? just wouldn't happen. Guys are intimidated by smart women. It will never fly. Also, they categorized one guy as a nerd because he went to harvard. that is complete bunk, because i have met plenty of chumps from harvard. chumps.

10 comments:

Whitney said...

That is easily the nerdiest picture I have ever seen of you Darcy. Stop playing it up for the camera. Oh, and in an unrelated note, I recently saw a hexidecimal Soduku. I feel that this is the perfect marriage of your love of Soduku and your admitted nerdness, I mean nerdity. Get on it.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe that you consider yourself a nerd and not a beauty. From the pictures posted on your blog, it appears as though you are very photogenic and Tttttasty tasty, like Fergie. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I think you are a beauty posing as a nerd. Thing about it, you are much more of a beauty than a nerd...

1) You have a boyfriend (He is a gamer, but a boyfriend nonetheless. Nerds don't do well with physical contact.)

2) You're going to be in school until you're 31. Honestly, there must not be much going on upstairs if it takes you until 30 something to earn your degree. Nerds have a lot going on upstairs and are usually able to obtain multiple degrees rapidly.

3) You do trendy things (Sudoku and Blogging). Nerds do NOT do trendy things. They do nerdy things.

4) You are considering "testing out blog topics" before posting. This goes against everything that the nerd believes in. Nerds are unashamed and unapologetic for their nerdery and do not succumb to social pressures or influence.

5) This is the most important reason of all. You are a smokin' hottie!!!

My advice to you is to be true to yourself. Don't hide your beautiliciousness behind an equation filled logarithmic nerd facade. It just doesn't suit you.

SephxTR said...

Well not sure if I'm a male hottie, been told a few times but yeah any way, I would maybe its personal taste or somthing but I actuly like the smarter girls infact my last 3 girl friends where at one point in there school careers in the band so maybe i justl iek the nerdy girls but both asteticly and on inner bueaty they do the trick for me lol

Grover said...

Well, I can't exactly speak for the hot end of the male spectrum, but from a guy who's a step cuter than ugly, I have to give a resounding 'Au contraire' to your second paragraph.

DarcyM said...

ok, but I have yet to see it on reality tv, thus it must not happen in real life.

silleespyder said...

I swear girls ALWAYS get it backwards. A girl can be a nerd and still be hot -most men know this -just hollywood scripts written by gay men do not. Also -sad but true- its waaaaaaay easier for a nerdy girl to get laid -personality is a bit less important to men than looks- I'd say that is quite the opposite with women -thats why you see a bunch of fat dudes with hot girls and a bunch of normal looking guys who are still virgins... most of my friends are over 20 -some over 25 and are STILL virgins. My wife cannot understand why. Its because they do not know how to approach girls -this is very important to girls regardless of the guys looks. Most guys could really care less about how they are approached -they just want to get laid. And the desperate guy who hasn't yet -hell do just about anyone. Now -on a lighter topic -the hot nerdy girls tend to be the ones that most people end up staying with because they are much more interesting -and yes they are more interesting in the sack too- ;) Women tend to believe that men like blondes with fake boobs -being a guy and actually putting up polls and trying to convince my wife that she is hot (she has glasses and dark hair) -well I discovered that a HUGE majority of guys prefer brunettes with real ones -so stop dying your hair ladies!!! Also -so many girls follow the hot new trend that they become drab and boring -they all look the same- The same way goths try and look unique but end up all looking the same. So take a second look in the mirror -reality- and all the poor virgin dudes out there and realize as far as love goes -maybe you dont have it so bad.

Jacob Divett said...

Good observation.

Daniel said...

If you are a nerd I guess I am not a hot guy. I think you mean a hot asshole guy not just a hot guy.

James said...

I'm inclined to disagree with you in a huge way. I would do a lot to find myself a good nerdy girl. And for the love of God, if you aren't a beauty I don't know what is.

David said...

Hiya!

I was scooting' around the “bloggerverse” seekin' out new folks to befriend when I stumbled across your blog. Good stuff! As you can tell, I made it through quite a ways... I had to comment on this entry by saying: smart is sexy.

My ideal, before meeting my wife, was Janeanne Garofalo; Smart, strong, engaging, off beat -- myopic. What's not to love? I mean sure, there's something to be said for initial attraction... but attraction is very subjective and tends to grow as ones interest in another deepens, despite what popular media would have us believe.

Honestly, as a former member of the broken hearts club, I have to say: once the sex has lost that new car smell, if you have nothing to talk about, you may not actually have a relationship...

I wanted someone who engaged my intellect as much as my heart and (blush) other things. Truly, there are more of us "smart," non-hunchback guys out there than you might think, we just don’t have very good PR.

:)