Wednesday, March 28, 2007

public restrooms are not a playground.

I have been noticing that people think they can go crazy in the bathrooms in the Health Center. If you want to pee on the seat, do it at home. When you do pee on seats, know that you have ruined that toilet for the rest of us all day long. It is ridiculous, and these are women! i can't even begin to imagine what the men's bathroom looks like.
I am wondering if this is only a health center thing, for when i go into the bathrooms at nordstroms I don't see pee on seats, I see only lavish, lovely bathrooms, complete with sitting rooms and the occasional chaise.
ladies: let's keep the bodily fluids in the bowls or in your bodies.

Monday, March 26, 2007

sometimes i am forced to sit on a plastic chair.

You remember those friends house's you went to where they had plastic on the couch? i don't. I didn't have any of those friends, because seriously, who does that? Maybe some 80 year old lady who liked the feel of plastic on her bare legs. This new lab i am in has a chair covered in plastic and sometimes i must sit in it. It seems to be here for perhaps bench work at a desk, which doesn't make sense in the first place really, but it is plastic covered nonetheless. I haven't asked my new PI because perhaps the graduate student who sat here had an incontinence problem. I am just not sure. I will continue to sit in it, but i will try to contain my bodily functions.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

bica = muenster


There is, I must say, a slight resemblance in taste, but the bica is much more refined and pleasing to the palate. Muenster is a cheese one puts on a sandwich with a meat of your choice and perhaps a lovely mustard. Bica however can stand alone, independent and regal. The texture of the muenster was not on par with the bica, i think the taste is somewhat similar, there is a hint of muenster there, but i must say i still enjoy the bica and will continue for years to come. Aaron, in our discussion this morning it was revealed that you were obsessed with muenster as a child (did this include dressing up as a slice of muenster for halloween? ). I think this must give you an unconscious bias to automatically put cheese that you find appealing into the muenster category. You are still a cheese man extraordinaire, but i have my eye on you. Next time you tell me the blue tastes of muenster, i will know where your real loyalties lie.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Cheese off


I remember a long time ago, in a far away place called boston... I came to visit and we had a lovely cheese party. On the block there was perhaps some maytag blue, some goat, and a cheese i had never had, bica. A mild portuguese cheese made from a blend of goat, sheep, and cow's milk. A cheese made from 3 different animal's milk must be better than one? I thought, as did the others, the cheese was delightful, but had yet to see it again. That is, until 2 days ago while perusing the cheese counter while stealing cheese from the tray. There it was, just as i had remembered.

I came back this morning for my tuesday morning tea and scone and told Aaron, cheese man extraordinaire, how happy i was that the cheese i had once enjoyed so much was in the case.

He then said, "you like that?! Bica just tastes like muenster. No one buys it".

"Well sir, I beg to differ", I replied.

We couldn't resolve our differences because i needed to leave the store before the tears came, but tomorrow we will have a bica:muenster taste test to see how good of a cheese man he really is. My taste buds are highly sophisticated. Aaron, get ready.

Friday, March 9, 2007

Rat brains.


I like rats, at least in this scenario it is so cute and furry. Ignore the red eyes. what do you is he thinking about? I think he is thinking about why he can't gnaw on the thinker. must make him ornery.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

JOanna is back on blog world!


I was very excited to receive a post from Joanna herself. In the cyber flesh. I think this could be a great forum for her to show off her creative writing skills. I am also glad she likes butts. They are fantastic body parts.
I poked my gamer boyfriend in the butt today. I don't think he enjoyed it very much. I think he should loosen up. The workplace is a great place for ass grabbing and inappropriate behavior.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

I like butts. Do you?


Today i tried out my ass tapping experiment. I touched a nice round bottom to give them a little proverbial high five. Not that they did anything that extraordinary, but i wanted to try congratulating a job well done with a nice little swat. It worked like a charm. I think from now on i will tap an ass wherever i go and put a smile on their face. This will be a surefire way of making new friends.

These butts are quite nice. I haven't found an extraordinary bottom like this, but i will keep searching until the day that i can touch one.

Monday, March 5, 2007

hug it out.


I recently read this. Like the monkeys coming home from hunting for food, maybe we should hug it out more often to show we are not hostile. Maybe a nice little tapping of the but might work as well. I think we might have to think about where that would be appropriate, but both forms of communique might work. Please adopt these in your workplace and let me know how it goes over.

hug it out.