Sunday, June 17, 2007

naked cycling.

There are times when being naked can be fun and exciting. I am sure you can think of a few right now. One of them that does not come to mind is cycling. Sitting on a bike seat is not pleasant, even with clothes. The concept of naked cycling gives road rash a totally new, even more painful, meaning. I speak of this because while in Asheville NC, we witnessed naked cycling.

My mom and I were driving past a small shopping area downtown and all of a sudden, i caught site of a naked back side of a woman on the side street. Not that that wouldn't be a site in and of itself, but then i saw her mounting a bicycle. I couldn't believe my eyes. Yet, as soon as I saw it, it was gone. I thought it was a mirage of naked people, perhaps i had some yet undiscovered fetish for naked cyclists.

My mother, being as connected as she is, discovered this naked cycling is an event that happens every year all over the world. I discovered this website that chronicles the naked biking in all its glory. They are hoping to reach a "Critical Ass" of people concerned by the pollution of the earth by riding bikes naked. They certainly got my attention. I think people that like to ride bikes aren't like most naked people out there. They are a little less flabby perhaps. Just better advertising for their cause.


Tom, my wonderful brother bought me my Wii. It wasn't me. It was all him. I have told most people this, but i want to also shout out on the main blog page. GO TOM!

I will buy new friends

I will lure them into my apartment with the idea of boxing, bowling, and other sport party games. We will seek out the best flat screen tv and play table tennis until we can no longer move. Yes, the wii will be my savior from this world of loneliness. No more friday nights watching toy story 2 by myself! i am feeling better already and it hasn't even arrived.
If anyone comes up with any tips for buying more friends, please post.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Ray reply

Read the previous blog if you have not already.


What I sent was a compilation poem. It was certain lines from my favorite lines in literature. It was unique; no one could ever chosen the exact quotes that I did, and It was sent to you, and you alone! I spent two hours writing it. I just thought you should know.
Also, age is irrelevant. Have a great life!

Darcy, I hope you know CPR because you've taken my breath away

I received this myspace message the other day and i thought i would share it....

When I first saw your picture, I said to myself, "Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright" !!!

I hardly thought that there existed such a woman outside of a picture frame, or the covers of a romance novel. You are my North, my South, my East, and West; You are my working week, and my Sunday rest.

There could have been no two hearts so open; no tastes so similar; no feelings so in unison. Hold me closer than you'd ever dare. I'll be waiting for you, deep inside my heart. My heart is a habitation, large enough for many guests, but lonely and chill, without a household fire. I long to kindle one!

I'm looking for a first mate to sail the choppy seas of life with. We can charter our own course together, and weather any storm that comes our way. If this baits you, then drop me a line.


P.S. If you're in a serious relationship with someone, or if you're not interested, you don't have to respond. If I don't hear back from you, I won't contact you again.
However, if you're curious, but timid, I implore you to be bold, and take a chance. As Helen Keller said, "Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing."

I especially like the boat reference, as i enjoy being out on the water. I am bold, but a 41 yo balding man doesn't do it for me. I will write him back the following:

Hello Ray-
I appreciated your message, but in the end i must decline. I think our age difference (15 years) is a little too much, even for me. Also, your message, yes full of wonderful analogies of a life together, smacks of a form letter, with my name inserted. In order for real contact to occur, the message must incorporate something from my profile.

Now i am wondering if he will write back something snarky...