Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Let the judging begin.

the long and the short of it.

Why do men prefer long hair over short hair? I am getting my hair cut shortly (4pm today) and all of the time, the ladies are saying go for it, but the men look horrified. I guess i just don't understand what is at the heart of this gender schism. When women have long hair, they tend to just put it up anyway. So what is the point of having all of that hair if it is hidden? Is it a secret treasure that gets to be touched in private? They can touch short hair too. I will have a before and after montage to put up later this evening so we can discuss.

Monday, September 3, 2007


Whitney and to live without Regrets have aptly described hipster men, but they have yet to describe the hipster lady, who has to work twice as hard to be termed as such. I was recently at a pseudo hipster party, where I was decidedly out of place.
First of all, my clothes matched and I was not wearing a graphic tee that no one has ever seen before. That is a necessity for the hipster lady, as she has rumaged through high price consignment stores (she will never tell you this though) for some 70s relic that is so wore it is almost see through. She has layered this tee shirt with some garish color that is far from complementary, that is how she roles.
Accessories: I had no plastic jewelry on. The hipster lady enjoys a nice bright plastic bead necklace to be hanging from her neck. Or maybe some hideously large pendant.
Shoes: I also had reef flip flops on. Definitely not hipster. If I had been a real hipsterette, I would have been wearing keds. I would rather vomit. Maybe my sea foam green converse would have been acceptable, but I hadn't thought of that at the time. How stupid of me.
They were all smoking, all had either duct tape or chain wallets, and all they could say to me was, wow you must be really smart after they found out i am in school forever. They were trading Halloween costume ideas, a pair of them had decided to be Air Supply. neat. I decided that drinking would help me fit in. it didn't. I am no hipsterette.